How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times
(please let’s fuck now)
That was beautiful
who knew ed sheeran was on tumblr??
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
stranger: hey, can I borrow your phone for a second?
me: sure. Let me just check to see if I have wifi...
stranger: I just need to call a friend to pick me up, but... okay?
me: okay! we have internet. I've come to find out that this isn't your phone.
stranger: well, yes. It's yours.
me: I'll need to charge you 5 dollars for using it.
stranger: uh... okay?
me: *hands stranger phone*
stranger: hey, steve? can you come pick me up? and can I borrow 5 dollars? Some jerk made me pay to use his phone
me: *walks up to the stranger and whispers lovingly into their ears* buyyyy mountain dewwwwwwwww