Landscape Architecture student at Leeds, with a blog about absolutely nothing in particular.Enjoy.
Tiny Tiny Life
loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:
i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times
(please let’s fuck now)That was beautiful
poets
who knew ed sheeran was on tumblr??
(Source: surf4ces, via thisisnoteden)
i hope my first child is a dragon
wich can turn into a cantalope .. wait thats the melon thin how is this fictional bunny with dear/moos horn thingys?
are you okay
(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
(via king-queen-knave)
Harry and David Rich are brothers and landscape designers from the Brecon Beacons in Wales. Having won Best in Show for a garden at the Royal Horticultural Society’s Cardiff Flower Show, they decided this year to enter the fiercest horticultural competition in the world: the RHS Chelsea Flower Show, in London. (Oh, how I wish I could be there this year like I was last year.) Their Chelsea garden, entered under the ‘artisanal gardens’ category, is named Un Garreg (Welsh for ‘One Stone’), and draws heavily on the mountainous Welsh landscapes in which the brothers grew up. All the stone in the garden is derived from a single boulder of sandstone found at a quarry near their home. In keeping with their ‘natural’ ethos, Harry and David did not artificially manipulate the growth of their plants in any way; a brave decision, given the terrible winter that Britain emerged from only very recently! Un Garreg was today awarded a Gold Medal by the Chelsea judges. How incredible it must be to have a sibling with whom one shares a passion and a goal, and with whom one could collaborate to create such beautiful things. My relationship with my own brother is certainly rather different!
wow
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
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Peepo Choo vol 2
I think that a lot of tumblr would benefit from reading peepo choo idk
This is important.
A message by my friend Felipe Smith, from his book Peepo Choo.
(via potatofarmgirl)
peebles teach me how to be you
can we just talk about this for a minute
because seriously i have so much respect for the adventure time team. they’ve made a successful cartoon that isn’t random poop and fart jokes for a solid eleven minutes. sure, adventure time has its immature moments, but then there’s parts like this.
pb’s backed up against the wall in a position that’s way too common in today’s society. you can tell she’s scared and uncomfortable. so what does she do? she beats the shit out of ricardio.
she doesn’t “play nice”, she doesn’t “let him down gently”, she tears off his limbs and stomps on his face. then ricardio tries to play the nice guy card and she has none of it. it’s refreshing to see something aimed at children that doesn’t state that girls need to be polite and sweet and stand by while someone makes them uncomfortable.
basically, i love this show and i love how it teaches girls something that’ll actually come in handy some day. god fucking bless.
And this is back on the dash again. Always reblog.
And let’s not forget, this isn’t a one time thing. There’s an episode later in the series where Ice King won’t leave her along and she fucking shoots him. Granted, its with a tranquilizer but still. She tells him exactly one time to back off, and when he doesn’t, she does not even hesitate to put him down. This is why Peebs will forever be my favorite. She doesn’t put up with it, and she tells little girls that they don’t need to put up with it either.
I fucking love Peebles. She’s pretty badass all the time.
(via thisisnoteden)
stranger: hey, can I borrow your phone for a second?
me: sure. Let me just check to see if I have wifi...
stranger: I just need to call a friend to pick me up, but... okay?
me: okay! we have internet. I've come to find out that this isn't your phone.
stranger: well, yes. It's yours.
me: I'll need to charge you 5 dollars for using it.
stranger: uh... okay?
me: *hands stranger phone*
stranger: hey, steve? can you come pick me up? and can I borrow 5 dollars? Some jerk made me pay to use his phone
me: *walks up to the stranger and whispers lovingly into their ears* buyyyy mountain dewwwwwwwww
